Open letter to "Georgi" Soros and Warren Buffett from a "Banker"

Dear friends,

I ´m happy but a little bit concern about that there are some idiots out there that still believe all the crap we talked them. We had successfully pumped up theirs brains with some illusions that those jackasses still defend.

We told the idiots about "free Markets" and we talk about something about "democracy" and "Liberty"... which of course we mean "Liberty of action to us"...as when we talk about "Free markets" we mean of course "Free for us" ...I don't remember exactly how we put the whole charade, cause I had at the time a terrible hangover...Well I can tell you that as we own almost all media it was not difficult to pumping out all this bullshit without any problem...

As a security measure we employ only "people with the right mental disposition" i.e. people that support our agenda (most of them unfortunately are not "true believers" but only people seeking our gratifications...bonuses they call them now I believe) ...anyway we had success quite well until recently...when we get in, how can I say, in same unexpected troubles...You know...the prices went down more that we expected...and the "positive growth trend" we created with "our own money creation approach" for 30 years ago or "The cash machine" as Milton used to refer it. Oh, Boy what a time!! Great Fun!!

Now we had to find out something and soon...We had convinced some friends in Washington to get us the taxpayers´ money... anyway we talked them that the whole shit would explode if they refuse! They believe us again the jackasses!! Incredible!

Well, we had some minor problem with some "hard core" people that still is arguing about "the free market" and other irrelevant stuff...they are really making a hell for us! They don't understand that the time for such rubbish is over...We have to stop them before they damage us! This is what happens when you mix idiots with people that really know what is all about!!

Well, I have to leave. I have some politicians to convert from "Neoliberal" to "Keynesian"...My bank need a couple more of billions dollar...you know.

Ciao My friends